Last year... Went on a hiatus. This year... I'm outta here. Last year... I cut my hair short. This year... Of course, my hair is now long, silly. (flips hair) Last year... I wanted to have my own baby. This year... I'm gonna have one! :-) Last year... I went back to school. This year… will be for the next 5 years.
Last year… A certain school rejected me because I didn’t have a lesson plan during the demo. I didn’t prepare one because it’s supposed to be a college and every idiot knows that you don’t prepare lesson plans for college students. If I had known I would have shoved a syllabus up the President’s arse. Good ‘ole Candy applied in the same school. They rejected her too. Candy with her Master’s units, Candy with her experience in teaching, Candy with her professional credentials… They eventually hired a classmate whom I know wouldn’t even be hired without a politician backing her up and that’s just what happened… Wtf. Wf. Wtf. Now I know that to get hired it’s not what you know that counts it’s whom you know that matters the most. I just have to face it. This is how the system works. It does not just happen in public schools and public sectors but in private ones too. No wonder this country is not going anywhere. This year… This country is still not going anywhere. I'm gonna seduce an old, balding politician and I'll become his mistress so I won't have to worry about not getting hired. . gonna be with good 'ole Candy from now on. Last year... I was so lazy. This year... I still am. Last year... Hell hath no greater fury than a woman's wrath. This year... All is well and all has been forgiven.
Plus me and my big head are
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